Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Hilarious Sound Effect: Not your ordinary chicken toy, this 12-inch rubber chicken emits a lively, comedic scream when squeezed, ensuring a burst of laughter and fun.
Durable and Long-Lasting: Crafted from high-quality rubber, the Screaming Chicken Toy is designed to withstand countless squeezes and last through endless rounds of laughter.
Versatile Fun: Ideal as a party highlight, a stress reliever in the office, or a whimsical addition to any toy collection, it brings joy to both kids and adults.
Infectious Laughter: Perfect for livening up any gathering, its surprising scream injects a wave of infectious laughter, making it a hit at any event.
Unique Design: Adorned with classic chicken attributes, this toy stands out with its vibrant appearance and quirky personality.
Great for All Occasions: Whether it's a gift, a party favor, or a personal stress-buster, this Screaming Chicken Toy is a guaranteed good time for anyone looking to add some humor to their day.