Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Stop feeding the floor. The Saturn Yellow Poultry Feeder is a complete, hangable system—base, tower, lid, and rain hat—that keeps feed where it belongs: in beaks, not bedding. Choose your size: Saturn 3 (3 lb) for smaller setups or Saturn 15 (15 lb) for bigger, hungrier flocks.
Flocks that bill-out like toddlers in a cereal aisle, coops that need vertical space, and keepers who prefer refilling on your schedule.
All-in-one setup: Base + tower + lid + rain hat = fast assembly and clean refills.
Mess control: Ported, spill-smart design helps minimize waste.
Rain-ready: Weather cap helps keep feed dry and fresh (still best under cover).
Dial the flow: Adjustable openings match feed rate to your birds.
Hang it high: Space-saving hanging design keeps feed cleaner and floors clearer.
Right-size options: Saturn 3 (3 lb) for compact flocks; Saturn 15 (15 lb) for larger crews.
Durable, easy-clean plastic in high-visibility yellow. Smooth surfaces = quick rinse, no drama.
Models: Saturn 3 — 3 lb capacity; Saturn 15 — 15 lb capacity
Color: Saturn Yellow
Format: Hanging poultry feeder with adjustable flow
Includes: Base, tower, lid, rain hat
Assemble tower to base, set flow level, and snap on lid.
Hang at back height (raise as birds grow to reduce billing-out).
Add the rain hat for splash protection; keep under cover to prevent clumping.
Refill and rinse as needed; adjust flow if birds start excavating.
Empty leftovers weekly. Wash with mild detergent, rinse, and air-dry. If parts crack or warp, replace—feeders aren’t heirlooms.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It:
“Feed the flock, not the compost pile.”
I was so excited to get this feeder for my girls. We have a lot of feeders because I keep hoping the next one will actually keep the food in and not all over the floor. I love that it is adjustable and I do think that helps. However, there is still food all over the floor. I do like it but I wanted to LOVE it.
Chickens *insert face palm* Try raising your feeder so that they can just get into it. That might help.
