Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Warm chicks, not drama. This 250W Red Heat Lamp Bulb throws steady, infrared warmth so your brooder stays cozy without lighting up the whole room like a stage show. Pair it with a ceramic-socket clamp lamp with a wire guard (not included), hang it securely, and let the birds choose their sweet spot.
New hatchlings that need a reliable heat source, keepers running night-time brooders in cool rooms, and anyone who wants warmth without the blinding white glare.
Focused heat: Infrared output warms bodies and bedding fast for a stable brooder zone.
Red spectrum comfort: Dimmer, red glow helps reduce nighttime frenzy so chicks rest instead of pace.
Set-and-check simplicity: 250 watts at 120V = serious heat; dial height to control temp.
Wattage: 250W
Voltage: 120V
Base: Standard E26
Bulb: Red glass, incandescent heat
Rated life: up to ~6,000 hours (manufacturer rating; actual life varies with use)
Use: Brooding/animal warmth (not for general lighting)
Install in a ceramic-socket fixture with a wire guard, secured by clamp and secondary chain (belt-and-suspenders).
Hang so chicks have a warm zone and a cooler escape zone. Start around 95°F at chick height for week one, then reduce about 5°F each week.
Check temp with a thermometer, not vibes. If chicks pile under the lamp: too cool. If they crowd the edges: too hot.
Keep dry, draft-free, and out of pecking range. Raise the lamp as birds grow.
Never touch or move a hot bulb; allow full cool-down before handling.
Keep away from flammables (bedding, curtains, cardboard).
Do not use with plastic sockets or flimsy clip-only lamps.
Secure power cords; use a GFCI outlet where possible.
If the bulb is cracked, cloudy, or dropped—replace it.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (If your cart also includes print-on-demand items, those ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It:
“Warm the chicks, not the coop. Use a guard. Use a chain. Don’t be the cautionary tale.”
