Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Warm chicks, not the coop. The Prima Heat Lamp uses a protective plastic grill and a glass-reinforced plastic housing to shield the bulb and help reduce fire risk—so you get steady brooder warmth without flirting with disaster. Ventilated design = heat where you want it, airflow where you need it.
Keepers who want lamp-style warmth with extra safeguards, busy brooders in cool rooms, and anyone who’s done letting flimsy clip lights run the show.
Built-in shield: Plastic grill helps keep beaks, bedding, and curious hands off the hot bulb.
Heat-tough body: Glass-reinforced plastic resists high temps and daily use.
Cleaner airflow: Venting helps disperse heat so the brooder warms—not the fixture.
No guesswork setup: Designed for straightforward installation in standard brooder setups.
Glass-reinforced plastic housing with protective plastic grill. Made for daily brooder duty: durable, heat-resistant, wipe-clean.
Mount securely above the brooder so chicks have a warm zone and a cooler escape zone.
Use only manufacturer-approved bulb types/wattage (bulb not included).
Start around 95°F at chick height for week one; drop about 5°F each week.
Check with a thermometer; raise or lower the lamp to fine-tune.
Ventilation matters—do not use in enclosed spaces, barrels, or totes. Keep dry and draft-controlled.
Keep clear of flammables (bedding, cardboard, curtains).
Secure the fixture and add a backup chain/cable. No dangling, no tipping.
Never move a hot lamp; let it cool completely before handling.
Inspect cords, grill, and housing routinely; replace if cracked or damaged.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (If your cart also includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It:
“Warm the chicks, not the headlines. Vent it, hang it, double-secure it.”
Purchased a premier one heat lamp. The price and customer service were excellent! Quick shipping! I will use again!
