Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
This versatile long sleeve tee adds a stylish layer to any outfit. Pair it with jeans for a casual look or dress it up with chinos for a more professional appearance.
Made on demand to help reduce overproduction and support eco-conscious shopping. Thank you for making thoughtful purchases!
Size guide
| SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 | 25 | 
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 | 25 ⅝ | 
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 | 26 ¼ | 
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 | 26 ⅞ | 
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 | 27 ½ | 
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 | 28 ⅛ | 
I can always count on Cluckitall for useful, sanely priced Coopstuff and plenty of smartassery too (my favorite part)! The Spring Chicken long sleeved T-shirt will be one of my favorites. The fit is good and it got here in good time. Shipping was a little pricey but I doubt that is CIAF’s fault. The only reason I gave it 4 stars is because it’s a little thin. I prefer heavy cotton t’s—they hide the bulges a bit better…
