Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
From gift runs to coop checks, this Merry Christmas Chicken tee brings cheerful barnyard energy in a soft, lightweight knit that actually breathes under flannels and jackets.
Chicken keepers and holiday people who want a comfy, flattering tee with just-right stretch and merry poultry vibes.
Fabric (solids): 100% combed, ring-spun cotton
Heathers: cotton/polyester blend
Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²); pre-shrunk
Build: side-seamed construction; shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank sourcing: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Graphic: festive Merry Christmas Chicken print
Unisex, true-to-size with a clean drape. Wear your usual size for a polished look; size up for a relaxed, layer-friendly fit. Pairs with denim, boots, and unapologetic holiday spirit.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction—may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.
Clancy Crowed It
“Fa-la-la-la-flock.”
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
