We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Merry Christmas Unisex T-Shirt

From gift runs to coop checks, this Merry Christmas Chicken tee brings cheerful barnyard energy in a soft, lightweight knit that actually breathes under flannels and jackets.

Who It’s For

Chicken keepers and holiday people who want a comfy, flattering tee with just-right stretch and merry poultry vibes.

Specs

  • Fabric (solids): 100% combed, ring-spun cotton

  • Heathers: cotton/polyester blend

  • Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²); pre-shrunk

  • Build: side-seamed construction; shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Blank sourcing: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

  • Graphic: festive Merry Christmas Chicken print

Fit & Styling

Unisex, true-to-size with a clean drape. Wear your usual size for a polished look; size up for a relaxed, layer-friendly fit. Pairs with denim, boots, and unapologetic holiday spirit.

Care

Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.

Eco Note

Printed on demand to reduce overproduction—may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65