Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
$49.00
Built for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Give your chicks a clean, controlled start. The Miller Little Giant Galvanized Chick Brooder Box pairs a roomy footprint with a wire mesh floor over a slide-out dropping pan—so you get quick cleanups and your birds get dry, sanitary footing.
Spacious & sturdy: 39.4″ L × 18.7″ W × 23.6″ H—ample room for movement without swallowing your workspace.
Smart temperature zone: Chicks can shift between the enclosed area and the wire section to self-regulate comfort.
Lamp arm included: Fixed metal arm for positioning a brooder lamp (lamp/bulb not included).
Fast cleaning: 5/16″ wire mesh above a slide-out pan—pull, dump, wipe, done.
Simple setup: Flathead screwdriver assembly; parts align easily.
Modular by design: Add your preferred feeder, waterer, and heat source (see safety notes).
Galvanized brooder box panels & hardware
Wire mesh floor
Slide-out dropping pan
Metal arm for brooder lamp (optional use)
We prefer brooder heat plates for lower fire risk and calmer chicks. If you choose a lamp, use a ceramic socket, secure dual attachment, maintain safe clearance, and never cover the lamp or cord with bedding.
Assemble on a level surface.
Place on a table or stand; add absorbent litter under the wire pan if desired.
Install your heat plate (or position lamp on the arm), then set feeders/waterers.
Adjust heat height as chicks grow; aim for warm under the heat source and cooler zones elsewhere.
Daily: Knock debris from the mesh; top off feed/water.
Every 1–2 days: Slide out the pan, empty, and wipe; refresh as needed.
After each batch: Wash with warm soapy water, rinse, and dry thoroughly to prevent rust.
Backyard keepers and small breeders who want a durable, easy-to-sanitize brooder that streamlines chores and supports healthy growth.
Clancy Crowed It
“Dry floor, tidy pan, happy chicks. That’s management.”
