Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Check out our Cluck 'n Swing, the ultimate playground for your feathered family! From swinging to pecking, this toy is crafted to keep your chickens and other small birds entertained and active all day long. Ready to elevate your coop's fun factor?
Eggstraordinary Features:
Swingin' Good Times:Created to be fun and entertaining, our Cluck 'n Swing is the ultimate ticket to a bustling coop. Imagine your chickens swaying in rhythm—now that's a cluckin' good time!
Built to Last: Made from high-quality wood, this swing is durable enough to handle even the most energetic of peckers. It's built to withstand the daily antics of your feathered companions.
Hang in a Snap:Installation's a breeze! Just use the attached hook to hang this swing in your coop. Your birds will be swingin' in no time.
Swing to Fitness: This isn't just fun—it's functional! The Cluck 'n Swing encourages your birds to exercise, making sure they stay as active as they are entertained.
So why settle for a boring coop when you can have a playground? Order your Cluck 'n Swing today and turn your chicken coop into a feathered fun zone!
My chickens love this swing very colorful addition to any coop and multiple styles they love it so much im gonna have to buy more
I love that it was easy to install. Took less than a minute! Rope and plank are sturdy.
I think the colored baubles and woven balls are SO cute, but we experienced color bleed and my flock have already unraveled the woven pieces. I think this particular swing might be better suited to large exotic birds or house chickens. If I had to choose again, I’d go with one with plain wooden beads only.
It was extremely easy to hang making it very convenient. The color choices were great. I let my 4 year old pick the swing so of course she went for the most colorful one.
My small birds (silkies and bantams) seem to be using it the most. My rooster tends to sleep on it.
My big standard Cochin tries to sit on but her balance and size just don’t allow it.
The only thing I don’t like about this swing is that the bigger girls struggle to sit on it. The other options might be different though.