Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
The Discuss Chickens BACK PRINT Unisex T-Shirt is the ultimate casual tee for any chicken lover. It combines comfort with style, offering the perfect fit and softness you’ll love to wear every day.
Premium Quality: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this t-shirt is soft and breathable. The fabric weight of 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) ensures that it’s lightweight, making it perfect for any season.
Pre-Shrunk Fabric: No need to worry about shrinkage—this t-shirt is pre-shrunk for a consistent fit, even after multiple washes.
Flattering Design: The side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping provide a better fit, making it flattering for all body types.
Sustainability: Every Discuss Chickens BACK PRINT Unisex T-Shirt is made to order, which helps reduce overproduction and ensures a more sustainable approach to fashion.
Versatile & Comfortable: Whether you’re showing off your love for chickens, relaxing at home, or out with friends, this shirt is the perfect combination of laid-back style and comfort.
This t-shirt is made just for you as soon as you place your order, so while it takes a bit longer to deliver, it's definitely worth the wait.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
