Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
No judgment—every chicken keeper hauls weird stuff to the coop. The Coop Crap Carrier drawstring bag is roomy enough for treats, gloves, notebooks, or whatever chaos your flock throws your way. Featuring our side-eye rooster and a pile of… well, you get it. Show up to the coop with your keeper pride on full display.
Lightweight, durable drawstring design
Big enough for all your “what if I need this?” gear
Printed with Coop Crap Carrier art on the front
Machine washable (because accidents happen)
Good things take time (and coffee):
Your Cluck It All gear is printed just for you when you order—so delivery takes a little longer, but it helps us cut waste and keep things fresh. Thanks for making smarter, sustainable choices for you and your flock.