Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Show your chicken love while ditching the plastic. The Chicken Love Eco Tote hauls groceries, books, and market finds in sturdy organic cotton 3/1 twill—tough enough for errands, cute enough for everyday.
Farmers’ market regulars, library-stack haulers, egg-route champions, and anyone who wants their bag to say “hens first” without saying a word.
Material: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
Dimensions: 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ (40.6 × 36.8 × 12.7 cm)
Capacity: up to 30 lb (13.6 kg)
Straps: dual 1″ (2.5 cm) wide, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) long for comfy shoulder carry
Compartment: spacious open main for all the keeper chaos
Design: bold Chicken Love graphic
Spot clean or hand wash cold. Lay flat to dry. Do not bleach. If needed, iron low from the reverse side of the print.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—created just for you.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“One trip from the car. Two hugs for the hens. Priorities.”