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$55.00 USD 
$64.25 USD 
Chicken keeping isn’t always sunshine and egg baskets. Sometimes it’s mud, feathers, spilled coffee, and a broody hen plotting your downfall. The Chicken Keeper Survival Bundle arms you with practical, meme-worthy gear so you can laugh through the chaos and live to cluck about it.
“Still Cluckin’—Barely” Tumbler — Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold while you negotiate with roosters. Spill-resistant lid; hand-wash only.
“Emergency Chicken Stuff” Drawstring Bag — Toss in gloves, zip ties, treats, bandages, or that mystery screwdriver. Lightweight, grab-and-go.
“Flock Fails & Fixes” Journal — Log weird symptoms, egg counts, crime-scene notes (ahem, feather piles), or your next coop sketch. 80 lined pages (or equivalent) with a ribbon marker and pocket depending on variant.
“I Survived Coop Chaos” Sticker — High-opacity vinyl with bubble-free backing. Slaps on bottles, clipboards, or the feed bin you swear you just labeled.
“Not Today, Chicken Drama” Magnet — Stick it on the fridge/locker and practice saying no (to hens, kids, and group chats).
All items feature Cluck It All’s original designs and signature gallows humor. No farmhouse fluff. No filler.
Sleep-deprived flock tenders, first-time keepers who’ve already Googled “why is my chicken screaming,” 4-H show families, and the friend who texts you coop updates like weather alerts.
Morning triage: coffee in the tumbler, bag on the shoulder, magnet on the fridge to set the tone.
During the chaos: jot notes in the journal so you can fix it on purpose next time.
After the chaos: sticker goes on your favorite bottle because you earned it.
Tumbler: hand-wash only; do not microwave.
Drawstring bag: spot clean; air dry.
Journal: wipe cover with a slightly damp cloth; keep dry.
Sticker: apply to clean, dry surfaces; hand-wash bottles to extend life.
Magnet: wipe clean; keep away from credit cards/hard drives.
Each item is made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—created just for you.
Printed/produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Survival is 50% coffee, 50% attitude, and 10% chicken math.”
