Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Make a statement and carry everything. The Big Cocks Chicken Eco Tote is your market-day megaphone and everyday workhorse—100% certified organic cotton (3/1 twill) with strong seams and long straps that won’t dig. Groceries, books, cartons, or coop supplies—this bag hauls it with humor.
Pun collectors, rooster dads, market mavens who shop once and carry it all, and anyone whose sense of humor is as large as their Saturday haul.
Material: 100% certified organic cotton, 3/1 twill
Size: 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ (40.6 × 36.8 × 12.7 cm)
Capacity: up to 30 lb (13.6 kg)
Straps: dual 1″ wide, 24.5″ long shoulder straps for comfy carry
Design: bold “Big Cocks” graphic front print
Spot clean or gentle hand wash cold. Lay flat to dry. Do not bleach. If needed, iron on low from the back side of the print.
Made on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—sustainable by design, cheeky by choice.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Bring one bag. Make two statements.”