Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Save your bedding. Save your sanity. The 16" Chick Tray creates a designated dining zone that catches scatter, scratches, and drips so the rest of your brooder stays clean and dry. Low 1.75" lip keeps the mess in and tiny legs stepping easy.
New keepers taming first-week chaos and veteran hatchers who are done vacuuming feed dust out of every corner.
Contain the chaos: Keeps feed fling and water drips in one easy-clean circle.
Training wheels for manners: Park feeder/waterer on the tray so chicks learn where meals happen.
Brooder-friendly fit: Plays nice with most chick feeders and small waterers.
Diameter: 16" (≈ 40.6 cm)
Lip height: 1.75" (≈ 4.4 cm)
Profile: Low-lip, lightweight, smooth easy-clean surface
Place smart: Set the tray on a level spot near—not under—your heat source.
Center the gear: Put your chick feeder and/or small waterer on the tray.
Optional liner: Thin paper towel or a dusting of dry bedding to catch drips; toss and replace as needed.
Daily refresh: Shake out crumbs, wipe, and reset. Less bedding used, less scrub time.
Heads-up: This is a catch tray, not a water dish—don’t fill it with standing water.
Dump crumbs, wipe with mild soap or a dilute white-vinegar rinse, then rinse thoroughly. Air-dry before resetting.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“If your brooder looks like a cereal explosion, your feeder’s too low. Raise it to chick-back height and let the tray catch the rest.”
My chicks always get their water nasty. This helps create a buffer and also helps keep the waterer level. Good investment!
