Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Effortless Feed Monitoring: The semi-transparent design of the Poultry Tower Feeder allows you to easily monitor feed levels from a distance, eliminating the need for constant checking and guesswork.
Reduced Waste: The feeder's trough design is segmented to prevent chickens from ransacking and wasting feed, ensuring that every bit of feed is utilized and reducing mess in the coop.
Time-Saving: With the Poultry Tower Feeder, feeding becomes a streamlined process, saving you precious time and effort while keeping your chickens happy and healthy.
Durable Construction: Built to last, this feeder is designed to withstand the rigors of daily use in the coop, providing long-lasting performance and value.
Improved Feed Management: By easily monitoring feed levels, you can manage your feed supply more effectively, ensuring that your chickens never run out of their favorite feed.
Practical Addition to Your Coop: The Poultry Tower Feeder is not just smart, but also practical and effective, making it an essential addition to any chicken coop.
I love this feeder! The holes are perfect for young and old chickens alike.