Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Refills without the wrestling match. The Top Fill Poultry Feeder packs a 9 lb capacity under a dome-shaped, no-roost lid so feed stays clean and you stay off constant refill duty. Flip the hinged top, pour, and walk away—no disassembly, no drama.
Keepers who want quick refills, less mess, and a feeder birds can’t turn into a perch.
Generous capacity: 9 lb hopper means fewer trips with the bag.
No-roost dome: Curved top discourages perching, which keeps lids clean and feed cleaner.
Pop, pour, done: Hinged lid makes top-offs fast—lift, fill, click.
Mess control: Smooth edges and guarded openings help reduce billing-out and floor feed.
Easy maintenance: Simple, rinse-clean design—no fussy parts, no mystery corners.
Capacity: 9 lb feed (approx.; varies by feed type)
Fill: Top-fill with hinged, dome-shaped lid
Format: Gravity-fed feeder for indoor/cooped setups
Set the feeder on a level surface at back height (raise as birds grow to cut spillage).
Flip the hinged lid, top-fill, and close until it clicks.
Position away from waterers to avoid clumping, and top off little-and-often for fresher feed.
Dump fines weekly. Wash with mild detergent, rinse, and air-dry. If any part cracks or warps, replace—feeders aren’t heirlooms.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Feed the flock, not the broom.”
