Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Give your gear a thermostat without wiring. The Thermo Cube® is a plug-in, temperature-controlled outlet that automatically turns power on or off based on outdoor air temperature. Pair it with any 120V, up-to-15A heater, fan, or de-icer and stop babysitting cords (and burning watts) all winter.
Set-and-forget: Thermostat inside the cube cycles power only when temps require, saving energy and hassle.
Drop-in simple: Plugs into any standard outlet—no programming, no Wi-Fi, no drama.
All-season useful: Run heaters/de-icers when it’s cold; flip to vent/fans models for warm swings (model-dependent).
Coop, barn, homestead friendly: Perfect for stock tank de-icers, pond de-icers, unheated rooms, pump houses, greenhouses, boats & RVs.
Cold-start models (automotive/engine heaters): activate in the 0°F–20°F range (see variant for exact on/off points).
Home & farm model (common choice): activates around 35°F for freeze protection on de-icers and small space heaters.
Select your preferred temperature range in the options. On/Off thresholds are printed on the product/packaging.
Electrical: 120 VAC, 15A max (standard household circuit)
Use with: Resistive loads like stock-tank/pond de-icers, small space heaters, and fans (within amperage limits)
Setup: Plug Thermo Cube® → wall outlet, then device → Thermo Cube®. That’s it.
Choose the right model for your climate (0°–20°F for deep freezes; ~35°F for general farm freeze protection).
Plug in the Thermo Cube®, then plug your device into it.
Position sensors smartly: Place the cube where ambient air reflects real conditions—not buried in bedding or direct sun.
Test once: Confirm your device turns on/off near the stated temps.
Do not exceed 15A. Check your device’s amperage/wattage.
Use outdoor-rated cords/devices if placing in damp areas. Keep connections dry and off the ground.
For poultry keepers: don’t rely on heat lamps for thawing or near flammables. Pair the Thermo Cube® with purpose-built de-icers or safe heaters only.
Not a substitute for proper ventilation and freeze-safe plumbing.
Stock tanks & buckets: Run de-icers only when temps drop—no more constant draw.
Pump/well houses & sheds: Kick a small heater on at freeze stage.
Greenhouses: Trigger circulation fans or heater automatically.
RV/boat storage: Keep batteries/compartments within safe ranges.
Clancy Crowed It
“Heat when it’s cold, off when it’s not. Like a brain for your plug.”
