Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$57.83 USD $64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Some kits are for show. This one’s for shells. The Shell Yeah Kit™ is built for chicken keepers who want their eggs clean, their baskets sturdy, and their hens laying like champs. Whether you’ve got a soft-shell situation, a dirty egg dilemma, or you’re just tired of trying to MacGyver a cleaning setup with paper towels and regrets—we got you.
Inside you’ll find:
🧼 Egg Cleansing Wipes – Fast, safe, and way better than that crusty sponge you’re pretending is “fine.”
🧺 Wire Egg Basket – Ventilated, durable, and the most satisfying way to carry your daily haul.
💊 Aspen Egg Boost Supplement – Targets thin shells and improves laying performance with a science-backed blend of calcium, D3, and trace minerals.
Use it with first-time layers, older hens who need a boost, or any flock that’s been through seasonal stress. It’s also the perfect gift for the new chicken keeper in your life who’s still trying to carry eggs in their hoodie.
Shell Yeah—because better eggs start after the lay.