Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
All-Natural and Antibiotic-Free: Our soluble powder supplement is made from natural ingredients and contains no antibiotics, ensuring the health and well-being of your flock.
Probiotic Powerhouse: Poultry Probiotics is packed with beneficial probiotics that promote a healthy gut microbiome in your feathered friends, keeping their digestive systems happy and balanced.
Essential Vitamins and Electrolytes: This supplement contains a blend of essential vitamins (A, D3, E, and K) and electrolytes (salt and potassium) to support overall health and vitality in your poultry.
Easy to Use: Simply mix 1 scoop or packet per gallon of drinking water and refresh daily to provide your flock with the benefits of Poultry Probiotics. Each 3 gm packet makes 1 gallon, and our 100 gm jar can prepare up to 100 gallons. Plus, a scoop is included for convenient measuring.
Feather-Fortifying Formula: With a medley of B vitamins (thiamine, riboflavin, pantothenic acid, and niacin) and lactic acid bacteria, our supplement helps keep your chickens flapping fabulously and strutting their stuff.
Promotes Happy Hens and Roosters: A healthy gut means happier poultry, so say hello to happier hens and roosters with our Poultry Probiotics. Give your feathered friends the boost they need to thrive and cluck with joy!
Ingredients:Dextrose, Potassium Chloride, Vitamin A Acetate, Niacinamide, d-Calcium Pantothenate, Salt, Vitamin E Supplement, Silicon Dioxide, d-Activated Animal Sterol (Vitamin D3), Menadione Sodium Bisulfite Complex (Source of Vitamin K Activity), Riboflavin Supplement, Dried Enterococcus faecium Fermentation Product, Dried Lactobacillus acidophilus Fermentation Product, Dried L. plantarum Fermentation Product, Dried L. casei Fermentation Product and Thiamine Hydrochloride