Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Universal Compatibility: Features an adjustable clamping system that fits any drinking trough with a diameter up to 32cm, ensuring versatility for all poultry setups.
Frost-Free Performance: Keeps water from freezing in temperatures as low as -20°C, ensuring your chickens always have access to fresh, unfrozen water, even in harsh winter conditions.
Efficient Insulation: Equipped with high-quality 15mm PU insulation on the underside, ensuring maximum heat retention and no energy loss. Effectively heats water with minimal energy consumption.
Safe and Low Voltage: The 28W heater operates on low voltage (12V), making it completely safe for both animals and humans, with a supplied adapter capacity of 0.6 Amp.
Consistent and Safe Heat: Provides steady, gentle warmth to maintain optimal drinking temperatures, ensuring no overheating or faulty thermostats, which is essential for poultry health in winter.
Durable and Easy to Adjust: Includes adjustable yellow holders for easy customization to fit the specific size of your drinking trough, ensuring a secure and stable setup.
Energy Efficient: Unlike other heating systems, this water heater has excellent insulation to ensure there is no waste of energy. Provides frost-free drinking with minimal energy usage.