Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Keep winter water simple—and unfrozen. This 12V, 28W poultry water heater base clamps to round drinkers (up to 32 cm / 12.6″ diameter) and delivers steady, gentle warmth so your flock keeps drinking when temps dive.
Universal fit: Adjustable clamp system secures to most round troughs/drinkers up to 32 cm.
Frost-free to −20 °C (−4 °F): Reliable winter performance for real-world cold snaps.
Energy-smart: 15 mm PU insulation underbody focuses heat upward, minimizing waste.
Low-voltage safe: 12V operation with included AC adapter (28W, ~0.6A) for bird + human safety.
Set-and-forget warmth: Even heating—no fussy thermostats, no overheated hot spots.
Output: 28W heating element
Voltage: 12V (adapter included)
Fit: round drinkers/troughs up to 32 cm / 12.6″ Ø
Insulation: 15 mm polyurethane (bottom)
Operating range: to −20 °C (−4 °F)
Adjusters: yellow holders for quick, secure sizing
Best with round plastic or metal drinkers that sit flat and make good contact.
Not for double-wall founts that require dedicated galvanized bases.
Use on a stable, level, dry surface inside the coop or a sheltered run.
Place the base on a level, dry spot out of direct wind.
Adjust yellow holders to your drinker’s diameter.
Set the drinker on the pad so the bottom fully contacts the heated surface.
Route the 12V cable neatly; plug the adapter into a GFCI-protected outlet.
Low-voltage system: heater base runs at 12V; keep the AC adapter off the floor and dry.
Use outdoor-rated cords; elevate connections.
Do not cover the base with bedding. Keep vents and underside clear.
Wipe clean with a damp cloth; unplug before cleaning.
Never use with heat lamps (we don’t, you shouldn’t).
Efficient by design: insulated underside + 28W output = frost-free access with minimal draw.
Clancy Crowed It
“Warm water. Cold weather. Zero drama.”
