Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Elevate your flock's snack time—literally.
This vinyl-coated wire basket is designed to hold a single suet-style treat square, keeping it off the ground and within easy pecking reach. The hanging chain allows for convenient placement in your coop or run, promoting natural foraging behavior and reducing waste.
Durable and easy to clean, it's a practical addition to your enrichment toolkit.
Clancy’s Take: “It’s a snack swing. Chickens love it. Simple as that.”
🧺 Holds one suet-style treat square securely
🔗 Includes hanging chain for easy installation
🧼 Vinyl-coated wire for durability and easy cleaning
🐔 Encourages natural pecking and foraging behaviors
📏 Dimensions: 5" x 5" x 1.9"; Weight: 0.2 lbs