Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Carry your essentials in style with the Pecking Chickens Tote Bag, perfect for everyday use or trips to the farmer’s market, beach, or park. Featuring a playful design and spacious interior, it’s the perfect blend of practicality and personality.
100% Polyester: Crafted from durable, lightweight fabric that’s ready for all your adventures.
Generous Size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm) with a capacity of 2.6 US gallons (10 liters), offering ample space for your belongings.
Heavy-Duty Cotton Handles: Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim, designed for comfort and strength.
Comfortable Handles: Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm), perfect for shoulder carrying or hand-held use.
Weight Limit: Strong enough to carry up to 44 lbs (20 kg), so you can pack everything you need.
Unique Design: Featuring the charming “Pecking Chickens” design, bringing fun and flair to your tote.
Sustainability: This product is made-to-order to help reduce overproduction, making it an eco-friendly choice.
Every bag is custom made for you, and while it takes a bit longer to arrive, your purchase supports thoughtful production and sustainability.