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Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop, or Clancy.

My Happy Pills Funny Chicken Unisex T-Shirt

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Some people meditate.

Some people exercise.

Some of us put eggs in an incubator and spend the next three weeks checking on them like something might have changed in the last eleven minutes.

The My Happy Pills Tee is for those people.

Featuring a tipped-over prescription bottle filled with eggs, cracked shells, and tiny floofy chicks, this shirt pretty much sums up the ridiculous amount of happiness one tiny chicken can cause.

And yes, the bottle says Happy Pills.

Because sometimes happiness really is tiny, fluffy, and poops everywhere.

The Important Stuff

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Heather colors contain polyester
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Classic unisex fit

Made Just for You

This shirt is made to order instead of being produced in bulk and stored until somebody buys it.

Making products as they're ordered helps reduce unnecessary overproduction.

Colors may look slightly different on screen than they do in person, and minor variations in design placement can occur with made-to-order production.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach or iron directly on the printed design.

Shipping

This is a print-on-demand item and will ship separately from farm supplies or other non-POD products in your order.

If your cart contains both, don't panic when one package shows up without the other. They're coming from different places and may arrive on different days.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65