Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Add a pop of color and fun to your flock’s morning routine.
Happy Hen’s Cranberry & Flax Morning Medley blends wholesome grains, dried cranberries, flax, and black soldier fly larvae into a treat that’s as pretty as it is peck-worthy.
True enrichment: Scatter for natural foraging and flock play. The cranberries add color and tang, while flax brings texture chickens love.
Berry fun: A little tart, a little crunchy—perfect for the adventurous beaks in your flock.
Protein-powered: Black soldier fly larvae keep this treat balanced and irresistible.
Landrace-approved: Tested on our sassiest birds—approved by Clancy.
Ingredients:
Barley, oats, dried black soldier fly larvae, dried cranberries, flax.
How to use:
Serve as a treat only. Scatter, dish, or hand-feed for maximum enrichment and flock interaction. Not a diet replacement. Not for chicks.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Cranberries aren’t just for Thanksgiving. They’re for the chickens who want breakfast with backbone.”