Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Shake up your flock’s routine with a treat that’s anything but ordinary.
Happy Hen’s Banana & Almond Morning Medley is a crave-worthy blend of wholesome grains, real banana flakes, crunchy almond bits, and black soldier fly larvae. It’s enrichment, entertainment, and flavor—minus the mystery ingredients.
Enrichment made easy: Scatter this mix and watch your flock peck, scratch, and socialize like a true barnyard breakfast club.
For curious eaters: Bananas and almonds bring variety and mental stimulation—ideal for chickens that act like little feathered foodies.
Protein-powered: Black soldier fly larvae give a nutritious boost. Almond flakes offer crunch; banana flakes keep things sweet.
Landrace-approved: Perfect for heritage breeds who demand more from their treats than just empty calories.
Ingredients:
Barley, oats, dried black soldier fly larvae, banana flakes, almond flakes.
How to use:
Serve as a treat only. Scatter for enrichment, add to a dish, or hand-feed to build trust with even your shiest hen. Not a replacement for regular feed. Not for chicks.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Banana in the coop? Yup. Welcome to enrichment, not your grandma’s snack tray.”