Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Cheeky and Humorous Design: Adorned with the sassy phrase "Let me pour you a tall glass of get over it. Oh, and here's a straw so you can suck it up," this sign adds a fun and audacious twist to your décor.
Elegant and Durable: Crafted with a high-quality wood frame, this sign combines elegance with durability, ensuring it remains a conversation piece for years to come.
Compact and Impactful: Perfectly sized at 6 inches by 6 inches, it's designed to make a significant statement in any small space, whether on an office desk, a bookshelf, or as a lively centerpiece on your living room table.
Ideal Ice-Breaker: With its eye-catching design and cheeky words, this chicken sign serves as an instant ice-breaker and is sure to ruffle some feathers at gatherings.
Rustic Farmhouse Charm: Merges the quaint appeal of rustic farm life with modern, humorous flair, making it a striking addition to any decor style.
Perfect Gift for Humor Lovers: An excellent gift choice for those who love a bit of sass and humor in their decor, or for anyone who appreciates the playful side of farmhouse aesthetics.
Bring Fun Into Your Home: More than just a decorative item, this chicken sign infuses your home or office with wit and personality, ensuring your space always has a fun focal point.