Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Cheeky and Humorous Design: Adorned with the sassy phrase "Let me pour you a tall glass of get over it. Oh, and here's a straw so you can suck it up," this sign adds a fun and audacious twist to your décor.
Elegant and Durable: Crafted with a high-quality wood frame, this sign combines elegance with durability, ensuring it remains a conversation piece for years to come.
Compact and Impactful: Perfectly sized at 6 inches by 6 inches, it's designed to make a significant statement in any small space, whether on an office desk, a bookshelf, or as a lively centerpiece on your living room table.
Ideal Ice-Breaker: With its eye-catching design and cheeky words, this chicken sign serves as an instant ice-breaker and is sure to ruffle some feathers at gatherings.
Rustic Farmhouse Charm: Merges the quaint appeal of rustic farm life with modern, humorous flair, making it a striking addition to any decor style.
Perfect Gift for Humor Lovers: An excellent gift choice for those who love a bit of sass and humor in their decor, or for anyone who appreciates the playful side of farmhouse aesthetics.
Bring Fun Into Your Home: More than just a decorative item, this chicken sign infuses your home or office with wit and personality, ensuring your space always has a fun focal point.
