Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Spice up snack time for your flock.
Happy Hen’s Free Range Feast is a bold 2 lb mix of dried mealworms blended with a kick of red chili peppers. This treat delivers protein to support feather health and growth, while encouraging natural foraging behaviors. Whether you’re training, taming, or just treating the divas in your coop, this spicy snack will earn you extra clucks.
Clancy’s Take: “Some like it hot. Chickens included.”
🌶️ 2 lb blend of mealworms and spicy red chili peppers
💪 High protein for feather development and energy
🧠 Stimulates natural pecking and foraging instincts
✋ Feed by hand, scatter, or add to treat dispensers
📦 Comes in a resealable bag for lasting freshness
Ingredients: Wheat Flour, Dried Mealworms, Corn Flour, Red Chili Peppers, Mealworm Powder, Sugar, Salt, Ascorbic Acid, Blue 1, Yellow 5