Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Spice up snack time for your flock.
Happy Hen’s Free Range Feast is a bold 2 lb mix of dried mealworms blended with a kick of red chili peppers. This treat delivers protein to support feather health and growth, while encouraging natural foraging behaviors. Whether you’re training, taming, or just treating the divas in your coop, this spicy snack will earn you extra clucks.
Clancy’s Take: “Some like it hot. Chickens included.”
🌶️ 2 lb blend of mealworms and spicy red chili peppers
💪 High protein for feather development and energy
🧠 Stimulates natural pecking and foraging instincts
✋ Feed by hand, scatter, or add to treat dispensers
📦 Comes in a resealable bag for lasting freshness
Ingredients: Wheat Flour, Dried Mealworms, Corn Flour, Red Chili Peppers, Mealworm Powder, Sugar, Salt, Ascorbic Acid, Blue 1, Yellow 5