Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.

Brooding & Babies

Treats & Enrichment

Coop Essentials

Chicken Health

Chicken Health

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Spiral Bound Book - Cluck It All Farms

Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book

$10.00 USD

Preserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists

Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.

Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.

Wear It Like You Mean It

Sip & Stare

Make a Statement

Stick It Where Clancy Would

Clancy Stickers

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

I Work for a Rooster Colored Mug

from $12.00 USD

Because Let’s Be Honest—He’s the Boss.

Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Chicken Lover Apparel

Kitchen Cluckery

Gifts & Gear

Coop & Seasonal Decor

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt

from $16.00 USD

The Warning Comes Printed.

Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.

Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Available Breeds

HEN PICKED

Hatching Eggs

Hatching Eggs

Day Old Chicks

Day Old Chicks

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

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Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)

Sold Out

You pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.

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Farm Fresh Eggs Wood Sign Plaque

$9.00 USD $18.00 USD

Add rustic charm and farmhouse vibes to your coop or living space with our Farm Fresh Eggs Wood Sign Plaque!
Crafted from high-quality wood for durability and timeless appeal, measuring 15.75" x 11.75" to make a statement without overwhelming your space.
Built-in screw holes for easy hanging, allowing you to showcase it in your coop or home effortlessly.
A daily reminder of the simple pleasures and farm-to-table goodness of gathering fresh eggs, with a vintage-inspired design and whimsical typography.
Versatile enough to hang in your coop for a welcoming atmosphere or in your kitchen/living room for country-style warmth.
Embrace the charm of farm life whether you're a seasoned farmer, backyard chicken enthusiast, or lover of farmhouse décor.
Let our Farm Fresh Eggs Wood Sign Plaque be the perfect finishing touch, infusing your space with timeless appeal, rustic elegance, and farmhouse allure.

Farm Fresh Eggs Wood Sign Plaque

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