Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Available Breeds

HEN PICKED

Hatching Eggs

Day Old Chicks

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

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Clancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.

Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

$49.00

Built for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.

Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers

Chicken Lover Apparel

Kitchen Cluckery

Gifts & Gear

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

$64.25 USD

The only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.

Farm Fresh Eggs Wood Sign Plaque

$9.00 USD $18.00 USD

Add rustic charm and farmhouse vibes to your coop or living space with our Farm Fresh Eggs Wood Sign Plaque!
Crafted from high-quality wood for durability and timeless appeal, measuring 15.75" x 11.75" to make a statement without overwhelming your space.
Built-in screw holes for easy hanging, allowing you to showcase it in your coop or home effortlessly.
A daily reminder of the simple pleasures and farm-to-table goodness of gathering fresh eggs, with a vintage-inspired design and whimsical typography.
Versatile enough to hang in your coop for a welcoming atmosphere or in your kitchen/living room for country-style warmth.
Embrace the charm of farm life whether you're a seasoned farmer, backyard chicken enthusiast, or lover of farmhouse décor.
Let our Farm Fresh Eggs Wood Sign Plaque be the perfect finishing touch, infusing your space with timeless appeal, rustic elegance, and farmhouse allure.

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