Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Turn snack time into a full-blown foraging fest. Encore Natural mixes fragrant herbs, edible flowers, and crunchy mealworms for a treat that’s equal parts enrichment and eye candy. No sugary fillers, no weird dyes—just clean ingredients your flock will scratch, peck, and squawk over.
Chicken keepers tired of sticky fruit bombs and junky “treat blends.” Great for enrichment lovers, treat rollers, flower feeders, and anyone with a multi-species setup.
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Ingredients: Timothy hay, rose petals, marigold flowers, hibiscus, cornflower, chamomile, birch, nettle, raspberry leaves, dried mealworms
Profile: Protein-rich, forage-friendly, no artificial colors, seeds, or sweeteners
Species: Chickens, ducks, geese, turkeys, and quail
Scatter over fresh bedding, dry soil, or a forage tray to encourage natural scratching and pecking
Mix into treat rollers or veggie baskets for added fun
Not for chicks; use with adult poultry only
Treats should be ≤10% of daily ration
Always offer fresh water and proper ventilation
Store sealed in a cool, dry area. Reseal after opening to preserve aroma and freshness. Not for human consumption.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (Print-on-demand items ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It:
“Looks like a bouquet. Eats like victory.”
