Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Crunchy, jumpy chaos in a bag—minus the jumping.
Dried crickets are a flock favorite for a reason. They’re protein-packed, lightweight, and make chickens chase them like they’re late to a worm rave. Scatter them in bedding, toss them in a scratch pan, or mix with grit for a DIY foraging boost.
These aren’t everyday feed—they’re peck-worthy boredom busters that encourage movement, stimulation, and old-school flock instincts.
Clancy’s Take: “Toss a few and watch your hens go full Jurassic Park.”
🦗 Whole dried crickets—no powders, fillers, or mystery bits
🧠 High-value foraging treat that encourages activity and engagement
💪 Naturally high in protein—great for occasional enrichment
🧺 Serve loose in bedding or mix into foraging feeders
📦 Resealable bag
Ingredients:Dehydrated crickets (Gryllidae)
Guaranteed Analysis: crude protein 50.10% (min), crude fat 4.8% (min), crude fiber 2.8% (max), crude fiber 9.0% (max), moisture 8.9% (max)
Freeze dried crickets great for chickens. They are so good, they sell out fast. Fast delivery, easy to order.
We are glad your flock loves them!