Consider the hoodie fair warning.
You may think you're talking to a quiet person.
Then you mention chickens.
Now you're looking at flock photos, learning everybody's names, hearing why one particular hen is an asshole, and getting an explanation of a breed you didn't know existed five minutes ago.
The Introverted But Willing to Discuss Chickens Hoodie is for chicken keepers who aren't antisocial.
We're just highly selective about the subject matter.
This hoodie runs small.
For a standard fit, order one size up. If you prefer a roomier fit or plan to layer underneath it, consider going up two sizes.
Check the size guide before ordering for actual garment measurements.
This hoodie is made to order instead of being produced in bulk and stored until somebody buys it.
Making products as they're ordered helps reduce unnecessary overproduction.
Colors may look slightly different on screen than they do in person, and minor variations in design placement can occur with made-to-order production.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach or iron directly on the printed design.
This is a print-on-demand item and will ship separately from farm supplies or other non-POD products in your order.
If your cart contains both, don't panic when one package shows up without the other. They're coming from different places and may arrive on different days.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |