Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Clean water on demand, minus the splash zone. The Deluxe Hen Hydrator uses a gravity-feed bucket with four side-mounted nipples so adult birds drink clean and your litter stays dry. A UV-protected, translucent bucket lets you see levels at a glance, and the sloped, twist-locking lid says “nice try” to would-be perchers.
Keepers who want hygienic, low-mess watering for adult birds, from tidy backyard flocks to small farm crews.
Hygienic delivery: Nipple drinkers cut backwash, slime, and splashy beaks.
See it, fill it: Translucent, UV-protected bucket shows water level and resists sun wear (and helps slow algae growth).
No-perch lid: Sloped, twist-locking top helps keep debris out and cleaning simple.
Hang & go: Ergonomic handle with Bucket Handle Grip makes carrying and hanging less… colorful.
Capacities: 1-gallon or 3-gallon
Drinking: 4 side-mounted nipple drinkers
Mounting: Hang at bird’s eye level (varies by breed)
Construction: UV-protected translucent bucket, sloped twist-lock lid, rugged carry handle + grip
Fill, twist-lock the lid, and hang at eye level so birds peck, not head-butt.
Transition tips: Remove other water sources; tap each nipple to show the drip; give 24–48 hours for full adoption.
Check daily, top off as needed, and keep nipples clear of bedding.
Adult birds only. Not for freezing conditions—switch to a heated system in winter.
Dump, rinse, and wipe bucket weekly (more often in hot sun). Quick-flush nipples if flow slows. If parts crack or warp, replace—hydration isn’t optional.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Clean sips, dry floors. Revolutionary, I know.”
