Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Feathers looking frazzled? The Cluckin’ Preener Feather Brush is your go-to for gentle grooming, stress reduction, and bonding time with your birds. With ultra-soft natural bristles and a beechwood handle that fits perfectly in your palm, it turns everyday handling into a calming ritual—because even landrace chickens deserve a spa moment.
Keepers who handle their birds regularly and want a soft, bird-friendly brush that supports health, reduces stress, and strengthens trust. Great for skittish hens, dusty roosters, or showing off your feathered fashionistas.
Bristles: 100% natural (super soft)
Handle: Smooth beechwood with ergonomic grip
Dimensions: Approx. 6″ long
For: Chickens, ducks, or other poultry that enjoy a little pampering
Eco-Friendly: All-natural materials—no plastics or synthetics
Cleaning: Spot clean with mild soap and air dry
Start slow: Let your chicken get familiar with the brush first
Groom gently: Use short strokes to remove dust, dirt, and loose feathers
Use regularly: As part of weekly handling or calming routine
Avoid wet feathers: Best used when birds are dry
Brush during calm moments—like dusk or post-treat. Use one brush per flock to reduce cross-contamination. Especially useful for socializing young birds or calming dramatic ones (hi, Clancy).
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand items, those will ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It
“I don’t do cuddles. But if you bring the brush, we’ll talk.”
