Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Upgrade nesting without wrecking your budget. This rollout nest box gives hens a cozy, private spot to lay while guiding eggs to a protected collection area—so you get cleaner eggs and fewer cracks. A vented top improves airflow, and the easy-clean plastic wipes down in minutes.
Dimensions: 14.5″ (H) × 13″ (W) × 12″ (D) (36.8 × 33 × 30.5 cm)
Material: smooth, easy-clean plastic (no splinters, no stink)
Ventilation: vented lid/top to reduce condensation & musty odors
Collection: set for inside or outside egg collection to fit your coop layout
Use: single-hen nest; add more boxes as your flock grows
Keepers who want cleaner eggs, less nest-raiding, and a nest that cleans fast. Perfect for small coops, backyard flocks, and anyone tired of scrubbing wood corners.
Rollout design helps eggs move into a protected tray/area, away from curious beaks and muddy feet.
Airflow from the vented top keeps nests drier and more inviting.
Plastic shell wipes clean—no lingering smells, fewer mites hiding places.
Mount height: place the box about 18–24″ above floor level, lower than the roosts so hens won’t sleep in it.
Level & secure: ensure a slight internal slope toward the collection side (per model design); tighten all mounts.
Collection direction: choose inside (easy refills/inspections) or outside (quick grabs without entering the coop).
Liner: use a nest pad or minimal bedding so eggs can roll freely into the protected area.
Ratio: plan 1 box per 3–5 hens to reduce traffic jams.
Remove liner/pad, wipe with mild soap & warm water, rinse, and dry fully. Empty the tray/collection area daily. Avoid harsh abrasives and strong chemicals.
If eggs aren’t rolling, check that the box is level front-to-back and that bedding isn’t blocking the path.
Keep the collection side shaded/dry if you’ve oriented it to the coop exterior.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (If your cart also includes print-on-demand items, those will ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It
“Roll the eggs away from the audience and suddenly everybody behaves.”
