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Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

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Carefree Enzymes Egg Wipes

Pre-moistened, enzyme-infused cloths that lift dirt, mud, and protein residue from farm-fresh eggs—without harsh sanitizers or heavy odors.

Who It’s For

Backyard keepers and small farms who hand-collect eggs and want a fast, gentle clean for visibly dirty shells.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Enzyme clean: Plant-derived enzymes break down soils and protein residue quickly.

  • Shell-gentle: Cleans the surface without the harshness of bleach or quats.

  • Eco-minded: Biodegradable wipe material; safe to use around kids and pets.

  • Grab-and-go: Pop-up canister; pre-moistened wipes for quick coop rounds.

How to Use

  1. Wipe: Gently wipe each egg until soil is removed.

  2. Dry: Pat dry with a clean towel or paper towel.

  3. Refrigerate: Once an egg is wiped/washed, refrigerate promptly.

  4. Dispose/Compost: Trash used wipes or compost only if your local guidelines allow.

What’s Inside (At a Glance)

Pre-moistened biodegradable cloths with plant-derived enzymes and mild cleaning agents. No chlorine bleach. Not a disinfectant.

Good To Know

Wet cleaning (wipes included) can remove some of the natural cuticle (“bloom”). That’s normal—just refrigerate cleaned eggs and use in a timely manner. Keep the canister sealed between uses so wipes don’t dry out.

Shipping & Timing

Ships with your farm-supply order. Print-on-demand gear (tees, mugs) ships separately.

Clancy Crowed It

“Wipe, dry, chill—breakfast just got prettier.”