Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$57.83 USD $64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
You’ve got buckets. We’ve got the gear. The BYOB Kit™ (Bring Your Own Buckets) turns three ordinary 5-gallon buckets into a feeder, waterer, and nesting box setup that actually works—without dropping cash on overpriced plastic or gimmicky “starter systems.”
Inside this kit:
🍗 2 Poultry Pro Feeder Ports – Keeps feed dry, reduces waste, and installs in minutes
💧 1 Poultry Pro Waterer Port – Clean, leak-resistant hydration—because soggy bedding is nobody’s friend
🪹 1 Happy Hen Nesting Bucket Kit – Comfy, enclosed, and ready for those first “holy crap there’s an egg!” moments
All you need? Three 5-gallon buckets and a drill.
No complicated tools. No wild measurements. No $150 price tag.
Perfect for backyard chicken keepers who’d rather build it right than buy it twice.
The BYOB Kit™ is affordable, functional, and tough enough for real-life chicken chaos.
Clancy Crowed It:
“If you’ve got three buckets and a drill, you’ve got no excuse for overpriced junk.”
Buckets not included. Sanity, however, is.