Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$57.83 USD $64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Soothing and Healing Formula: Designed to heal and soothe minor wounds, cuts, scrapes, and abrasions on your poultry, ensuring they recover quickly and comfortably.
Natural Ingredients: Infused with organic essential oils and vitamin E, this spray not only promotes healing but also protects against infection without causing irritation.
Easy Application: Simply clean the affected area and apply the spray liberally. For best results, use 2-3 times daily until the wound is fully healed.
Calming Essential Oils: Features a blend of lavender and tea tree essential oils, known for their soothing and antimicrobial properties, which create a calm and healing environment for your birds.
Safe for All Poultry: Suitable for use with all types of poultry, making it a versatile addition to any chicken keeper’s first aid kit.
No Egg Withdrawal Needed: Safe to use around the coop without affecting your flock’s egg production, allowing for uninterrupted egg collection.
Must-Have for Poultry Care: An essential tool for effectively managing minor injuries, helping to keep your flock healthy and free from distress.
Ingredients: Water, Organic Lavender Oil, Organic Hemicellulose Extract, Organic Tea Tree Oil, Vitamin E Supplement, Potassium Sorbate, Xanathan Gum