Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex Hoodie

Cold mornings, hot chicken takes. The Ask Me About My Chickens hoodie is the uniform for keepers who turn small talk into coop talk. It’s soft where it matters (a 100% cotton face) with a cozy 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester fleece interior, so you get warmth without the weight. A front pouch pocket stashes treats or keys, and the three-panel hood blocks wind when you’re checking on the flock—or preaching the gospel of chicken math at the farmers’ market.

Who It’s For

Chicken keepers who cannot stop talking about their chickens (and don’t plan to), 4-H families and fair-goers who live for coop chat, market vendors and backyard flock mentors who field questions in every aisle, and anyone who wants a funny chicken hoodie that actually gets worn all day.

What’s Included / Specs

• Fabric: 100% cotton face; body 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester

• Features: front pouch pocket, 3-panel hood, matching flat drawstrings, self-fabric patch at back

• Print: bold “Ask Me About My Chickens” graphic

• Fit: unisex; runs small—order one size up (see size guide below for measurements)

• Sourcing: blank product responsibly sourced from Pakistan

Fit & Sizing

This style runs small. If you like a standard fit, size up one; for a roomy/oversized look or heavy layering, size up two. Check the size guide below before you add to cart.

Care

Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.

Eco-Conscious Production

Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—your hoodie is printed just for you.

Shipping & Timing

Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.

Clancy Crowed It
“If wearing this doesn’t start a chicken conversation, check your coffee. You might be under-caffeinated.”

Size guide