Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Say it loud without saying a word. The Ask Me About My Chickens sticker brings cluckin’ fun to laptops, water bottles, notebooks, toolboxes—any smooth surface that could use poultry personality. Printed on high-opacity vinyl so colors pop and backgrounds don’t show through, it applies bubble-free and stays put through everyday use.
Chicken keepers who cannot stop talking about their chickens (and don’t plan to), 4-H families and fair-goers who live for coop chat, and anyone who wants a funny chicken sticker that actually survives real life.
Material: durable adhesive vinyl
Film: high-opacity for full coverage and vibrant color
Application: bubble-free on clean, flat surfaces
Use: ideal for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, clipboards, gear cases
Size options: choose from the product dropdown (dimensions listed there)
Finish & care: scuff-resistant; hand-wash bottles/tumblers to extend life
Clean and dry the surface completely—no oils, dust, or soap film.
Peel, align, and smooth from one edge to the other to avoid bubbles.
Press firmly for 10–15 seconds, especially on textured items.
To remove, lift a corner and peel back low and slow; any residue wipes off with a little rubbing alcohol.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—small footprint, big cluck.
This item is printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Stickers stick better than advice. Clean it first—oil and dust are the real flight risks.”