Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Sun on your face, shade on your eyes, and a not-so-subtle invite to talk poultry. The Ask Me About My Chickens bucket hat turns errands, market days, and fair season into instant conversation—without sacrificing comfort. Lightweight, packable, and ready for chores or town, it’s the easy grab when you want to keep cool and fly your flock flag at the same time.
Chicken keepers who cannot stop talking about their chickens (and don’t plan to), 4-H families and fair-goers who live for coop chat, market vendors and backyard flock mentors who field questions on aisle five, and anyone who wants a funny chicken hat that actually gets worn all day.
Bucket hat with “Ask Me About My Chickens” front design
Everyday-comfort build with a structured brim for shade
Lightweight, packable construction
No sizing to pick—just add to cart and wear
Expect minor color/placement variations between screens and final print (normal for on-demand production).
Packs flat; reshape the brim with your hands after unpacking.
Spot clean or hand wash cold. Air dry. Avoid bleach and high heat. Do not iron directly on the design.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and warehouse waste—small batch by design.
This item ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Shade + sass beats sunburn. Wear the hat; make new chicken friends.”
This hat has become a quick favorite of not only me - but also my toddler! It’s adult sizing and fits as expected, just snug enough so the wind doesn’t run off with it too easy. My toddler constantly “steals” it from me to wear and it’s big on her, but that doesn’t stop her from liking it any less! The embroidery on it far exceeded my expectation and has held up well even after regular use and multiple washes. I couldn’t recommend this one enough!
Very durable and cute bucket hat made of quality material. While protecting my head from sunburn, I will be looking darn cute 😆!