Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Turn yesterday’s soda into today’s chick waterer. Pop Bottle Chick Waterer Bases let you repurpose clean, empty bottles into low-cost, low-fuss hydration—perfect for brooders that don’t need another plastic gadget.
Budget-smart keepers, classroom hatches, and anyone who likes re-use with zero compromise on clean water.
Cost-effective: Use bottles you already have—spend on feed, not fixtures.
Mess-smart: Low rims give chicks access without the “let’s go swimming” routine.
Right size for the job: Pick the base to match your bottle and brooder footprint.
Eco-friendly win: Reuse beats landfill. Your wallet and the planet say thanks.
Small Base (fits 20 oz bottles): 5.5" diameter × 1/4" depth — snug fit for mini brooders and tight spaces.
Large Base (fits 2-L bottles): 9" diameter × 3/4" depth — more water, fewer refills for larger setups.
Bottles not included. Use standard-neck soda/water bottles.
Rinse bottle thoroughly (no sticky soda ghosts). Fill with fresh water.
Attach base firmly, invert, and set on level bedding.
Space away from heat sources and scratch zones to keep litter out.
As chicks grow, raise the waterer slightly to keep rims clean.
Dump and rinse daily; wash with mild detergent weekly (or sooner if slimy). Replace cracked bases or warped bottles—hydration isn’t a gamble. Not for hot liquids or chemicals.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Hydrate on a dime. Sticky soda is for humans, not chicks.”
Feel safe knowing your little one's wont risk drowning or drenching their brooder with this environmentally friendly waterer. Its shallow dish allows adequate water for your tiny flock member while repurposing water bottles. Easy to clean, streamline design, and compatible with mixed flock. Must have in your brooders this season.
Soda bottle waterer
