Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Stop playing whack-a-ice with the waterer. The K&H Heated Poultry Base keeps your flock’s water liquid in freezing weather without overheating. It cycles on only when temps drop, saving energy and your sanity, and it’s compatible with metal and most plastic waterers.
Thaws, doesn’t cook: Maintains above-freezing temps so birds can drink, not steam.
Thermostatically controlled: Powers on/off with ambient temperature—no babysitting.
Built to last: Tough polypropylene housing stands up to coop life.
All-waterer friendly: Use with galvanized/double-wall metal founts or plastic waterers rated for use on heated bases.
Place on a level, dry, non-flammable surface (paver, brick, or platform).
Set your waterer on top; keep bedding pulled back so airflow isn’t blocked.
Plug into a GFCI outlet with an outdoor-rated cord if needed.
Keep the waterer topped up, low volume ices faster at the edges.
Plastic waterers: Use only heat-safe plastics rated for heated bases; avoid double-stacking or insulating wraps that trap heat.
Keep electrical connections off wet ground; inspect cords regularly.
Do not cover the base; allow ventilation.
Wipe dust/debris as needed; store dry in warm months.
Coops, barns, pump houses, anywhere winter tries to steal your birds’ hydration.
Keepers done hauling kettles like a Victorian tea service.
Shipping & Timing
In stock. Ships with farm supplies (POD apparel ships separately).
Clancy Crowed It
“Water stays water. Revolutionary.”