Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Coop Crisis Kit™ Chicken First Aid & Medicine Cabinet
from $95.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Pre-moistened, enzyme-infused cloths that lift dirt, mud, and protein residue from farm-fresh eggs—without harsh sanitizers or heavy odors.
Backyard keepers and small farms who hand-collect eggs and want a fast, gentle clean for visibly dirty shells.
Enzyme clean: Plant-derived enzymes break down soils and protein residue quickly.
Shell-gentle: Cleans the surface without the harshness of bleach or quats.
Eco-minded: Biodegradable wipe material; safe to use around kids and pets.
Grab-and-go: Pop-up canister; pre-moistened wipes for quick coop rounds.
Wipe: Gently wipe each egg until soil is removed.
Dry: Pat dry with a clean towel or paper towel.
Refrigerate: Once an egg is wiped/washed, refrigerate promptly.
Dispose/Compost: Trash used wipes or compost only if your local guidelines allow.
Pre-moistened biodegradable cloths with plant-derived enzymes and mild cleaning agents. No chlorine bleach. Not a disinfectant.
Wet cleaning (wipes included) can remove some of the natural cuticle (“bloom”). That’s normal—just refrigerate cleaned eggs and use in a timely manner. Keep the canister sealed between uses so wipes don’t dry out.
Ships with your farm-supply order. Print-on-demand gear (tees, mugs) ships separately.
“Wipe, dry, chill—breakfast just got prettier.”
