Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Playful and Witty: Features the humorous phrase "Ya'll Ain't Right", blending barnyard charm with a tongue-in-cheek joke that's sure to elicit chuckles.
Eye-Catching Design: With striking graphics and a tasteful wood frame, this sign serves as a quirky centerpiece that sparks conversation and adds personality to any room.
Durable Construction: Crafted for longevity, this sign is built to keep its humorous twist fresh and entertaining for years to come.
Perfectly Sized for Versatility: Measuring 6 inches by 6 inches, it's ideally suited for any space, whether it's on an office desk, a shelf, or as a fun addition to your living room table.
Unique Decor Statement: More than just a piece of home décor, this chicken sign is a cheeky statement that infuses your surroundings with farm-inspired humor and rustic aesthetics.
Ideal Gift for Decor Enthusiasts: A fantastic gift for anyone who loves unique décor and appreciates a good laugh, perfect for sprucing up both home and office environments.
Enhance Your Environment: This sign is not just an accessory; it's an invitation to add a light-hearted, playful touch to your daily living space.