Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
CluckKits™ Collection
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Available Breeds
HEN PICKED
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Clancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
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$49.00
Built for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Chicken Lover Apparel
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Sip Happens.
For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
The only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
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$64.25 USD 
