Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.

Brooding & Babies

Treats & Enrichment

Coop Essentials

Chicken Health

Chicken Health

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Spiral Bound Book - Cluck It All Farms

Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book

$10.00 USD

Preserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists

Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.

Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.

Wear It Like You Mean It

Sip & Stare

Make a Statement

Stick It Where Clancy Would

Clancy Stickers

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

I Work for a Rooster Colored Mug

from $12.00 USD

Because Let’s Be Honest—He’s the Boss.

Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Chicken Lover Apparel

Kitchen Cluckery

Gifts & Gear

Coop & Seasonal Decor

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt

from $16.00 USD

The Warning Comes Printed.

Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.

Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Available Breeds

HEN PICKED

Hatching Eggs

Hatching Eggs

Day Old Chicks

Day Old Chicks

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

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Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)

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You pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.

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Chicken Cluck Off Car Charm Ornament

$6.50 USD $15.00 USD

Cheeky Car Charm: Add a dash of humor to your vehicle with the Chicken Cluck Off Car Charm Ornament, guaranteed to turn heads and raise spirits.
Bold Design: Featuring the sassy "Cluck Off" phrase and a charming chicken graphic, this accessory exudes personality and wit.
Aromatic Delight: Infuse the three beads with your favorite essential oils for a personalized and refreshing scent, or leave them unscented to let the charm speak for itself.
Handcrafted in the USA:Made from sturdy 1/4" thick maple wood, each charm is meticulously stained, strung, and adorned with a delightful bow for a unique touch.
Spread Smiles: Embrace the feisty and fabulous side of your ride and spread joy and laughter wherever you go with this delightful car accessory.

Chicken Cluck Off Car Charm Ornament

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