Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Small square. Big chaos. This bug-forward banquet brick delivers flock-favorite protein with bonus berries and crunchy seeds—pressed into a tidy peckable cake that keeps beaks busy and coop politics peaceful. Hang it in your treat basket and let the feathered frenzy begin.
Flock keepers battling boredom, pecking order scuffles, or confinement frustration—and anyone whose birds go unhinged for bugs.
Net Weight: 7.5 oz (213 g)
Ingredients: Dried mealworms, dried black soldier fly larvae, cranberries, sunflower kernels, mixed feed nuts, gelatin
Profile: High-protein, nutrient-dense, no added preservatives
Shape: Compressed square—designed to fit standard suet/treat baskets
Flavor Notes: Bug-heavy with a tart cranberry crunch
Hang in our Chicken Treat Basket or lay flat on a clean, dry treat station
Monitor for pecking order drama—this one draws a crowd
Offer only as enrichment; not a feed replacement
Keep treats ≤10% of daily ration
Always provide fresh water; remove if excessively soiled
Store cool and dry. Keep sealed until use. Not for human consumption (no matter how good it smells).
Ships with your farm-supply order. (Print-on-demand items ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It
“It’s a snack, a hobby, and a peace treaty—pressed into a square.”
