It's not that you hate people.
You just generally prefer chickens.
The Chickens Make Me Happy, You Not So Much Sticker gets the message across without requiring an awkward conversation, which is convenient because avoiding the conversation may have been the point.
Stick it on your laptop, notebook, water bottle, toolbox, or wherever people are most likely to see it before attempting small talk.
Clean and dry the surface before applying.
Peel the sticker from the backing, position it where you want it, and smooth it down from one side to the other.
For best results, apply to a clean, smooth, flat surface.
This sticker is made to order instead of being produced in bulk and stored until somebody buys it.
Making products as they're ordered helps reduce unnecessary overproduction.
Colors may look slightly different on screen than they do in person, and minor variations in design placement can occur with made-to-order production.
This is a print-on-demand item and will ship separately from farm supplies or other non-POD products in your order.
If your cart contains both, don't panic when one package shows up without the other. They're coming from different places and may arrive on different days.