Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
The Red Chicken Feet Fanny Pack is your new go-to accessory for convenience and style. Whether you're at a festival, going on vacation, or just love keeping your hands free, this compact and versatile waist bag has you covered.
100% Polyester: Made with durable, water-resistant material to withstand the elements.
Fabric Weight: 9 oz./yd² (305 g/m²) for a sturdy, yet lightweight feel.
Dimensions: 6.5″ (16 cm) height, 13″ (33 cm) width, and 2¾″ (7 cm) diameter for the perfect size to carry your essentials.
Capacity: Holds up to 0.37 gallons (1.4 l), just enough for your phone, keys, and wallet.
Top Zipper with 2 Sliders: Easy access and secure storage.
Small Inner Pocket: Perfect for smaller items or organizing your belongings.
Silky Lining: Adds a smooth finish and a premium feel.
Adjustable Straps: 1¼″ (2.54 cm) wide straps with plastic strap regulators for a comfortable fit.
This fanny pack is made-to-order, so it takes a little longer to arrive. By making products on demand, we help reduce overproduction, and we appreciate your thoughtful purchase!
