Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Treat your flock to more than just a snack—give them a reason to get moving.
Happy Hen’s Morning Medley is packed with grains, real raisins, pumpkin seeds, and black soldier fly larvae for a treat that’s as good for their brains as it is for their beaks.
Flock enrichment, not just calories: Scatter on the ground to encourage natural foraging, pecking, and social chaos.
Hand-feed for bonding: Turn your shyest hens into lap chickens—or just bribe Clancy into a selfie.
All-natural, zero filler: Every ingredient is farm-approved and flock-tested—no weird additives, ever.
Perfect for landrace breeds: Our heritage birds need enrichment, too! Keeps them sharp, social, and happy.
Ingredients:
Barley, oats, cracked corn, raisins, dried black soldier fly larvae, pumpkin seeds.
How to use:
Offer as a treat only. Scatter in the run for a morning enrichment boost, serve in a dish, or hand-feed for instant popularity. Not a daily diet. Not for chicks.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Enrichment isn’t just a fancy word. It’s how smart flocks stay busy—and how you keep your chickens from planning a coup.”
